An Ode to a Crazy Friendship

Its amazing how conversation flows freely under the following conditions:

1) Five friends in different places, bored or tired

2) Free SMS service on all phones

3) A rather loose and vague idea of military conversation code.

Here's a sneak look...

5.45pm. 23/02/2011. Agent K in bus, leaving for home from a competition venue.

Ag.M: Ag.M wud lyk 2 kno hw K did.

@L: hw r u nw?

@T: studies ovr?

@G: bak frm le diable? (morning session had given her a term in hell!)

Ag.K: K hs been despatchd home due 2 unprecedented circumstances. wl report @ hq wth Ags T&G @moro.

Ag.T: K-Wht?

Ag.T: I'm in a bus coz thrs no acomodation I'l meet u @ colg 2moro.

Ag.T: Oh ya. V r 2 report whn d cock kooveth.

Ag.k: V r 2b @ reg desk whn d cock kooveth. Hope wont b l8.

Ag.T: Hu cares? Relish d feelng.

Ag.L: Whts tht suposd 2 b? @M- i'm betr.

Ag.G: G reports she's stil in le diable, havng fun and playin games wid d cute Mastr of Hell

Ag.K: All agents 2 move for immediate evacuation of Ag.G from spot.

Ag.T: Whts ur prob? I thnk K is "J"

Ag.L: I'm wth Ag.G. DO wht u wnt. Over.

Ag.G: I'm not evacuatin...

Ag.T: Let them sow & reap their rewards, K

Ag.k: Ag.K wud lyk 2 remind othrs of d aftrmath of "sowin & reapin". @T- y wud i b j of G's choice of cute?

Ag.L: Enlightn me, pls.

Ag.G: Ya. Me too.

Ag.K Once agn, think of d aftermath. Ag.G & Mastr Hell. For world peace...!?

Ag.T: Ya. I get it..

Ag.G: I'm nt evacuatin...

Ag.K: Ag.K nearing Ag.G's position. Permi to alight ride to 'enlightn' G. ;)

Ag.G: Guyz, whrs M?

Ag.K: Emergency... SOS... MAn missing, erm, I mean woman...

Ag.M: Ws on imp call. Whr r v?

Ag.L: Ag.G's evacuation.

Ag.K: Ag.K reports nu discovery. Rain on ur face in a movin bus is a gr8 feeling. :)

Ag.L: Whts wrong wth K?

Ag.K: Nothn. Jst enjoying a ride.

(AFTER SOME NONDESCRIPT MSGS)

Ag.M: Whrs Ag.T?

Ag.K: At point whr I'v 2 switch rides. Askng leave. Report in a while. Over.

(SOME NONSENSICAL MSGS GIVING PERMISSION)

Ag.T: Ws out battlin the forces of nature.

Ag.G: Wht's tht suposd 2 mean?

Ag.L: I'm nt getng sm msgs. Gng 2 study. Over & out.

Ag.K: Reportng frm basecamp. Half-agent T wags for all his worth & luks as if xmas came early.

Ag.T: Got sm pakng 2 do. Over & out.

Ag.T: Whr r Ags G&L? I'm tired. Over & out.

Ag.K: I'm gonna hv dinr & gt sm wel-earnd sleep. Over & bloody ashes out.

But here are a few things i'm still not clear about:

1: Why were we using this lingo?

2: What exactly were we talking of?

3: Why are Agents P&P called K&L?